DEFINITION:
D.E.F.I.
Degens
Expecting
Free
Income
audited smart contract
unhackable*
*until it gets hacked
*until it gets hacked
FUNDS STATUS:
SAFU
bridged to hacker
thank u anon

"me waiting for free money"
CA:
THE TRUTHWhy work
Why work
when number
go up?
"Why trust banks when you can trust anonymous devs who definitely won't rug you? DeFi got hacked $3B last year but this time is different."
?
The Degen Philosophy
Understanding the mindset of those who have transcended traditional financial wisdom.
The system
promised
us
nothing.
promised
us
nothing.
Banks lose your money? Bailout. DeFi loses your money? Skill issue.
Hackers stole $600M from a bridge? Just another Tuesday. But hey, at least it was decentralized theft.
The degen looked at this and said: "sounds bullish."
01
The Audited Protocol
3 audits, bug bounty, timelock, multisig... still gets exploited for $200M
FUNDS: NOT SAFU
02
The Hacker Response
"We will return funds if you pay us 10% bounty" lol jk funds bridged to Tornado
THANK YOU FOR YOUR LIQUIDITY
03
The Degen Conclusion
Might as well ape into memecoins. At least when those rug, everyone knows it's coming.
HONESTY IN DEGENERACY
"
In a world where protocols get hacked daily,
at least $DEFI is honest about
expecting nothing.